Dearest Jen,
Of all the people I have ever known (and I dare guess most everyone celebrating wonderful you on this momentous birthday would concur) YOU have the most mellifluous vocabulary. In honor of this fact, I wanted to leave you the following birthday message:
You J are sagacious far beyond your senectitude. Yet you have ever had and will ever have an unparagoned pubescence of spirit to make you the indefectible concomitant for even the most sprightly moppet (a fact which your mothering life proves daily).
Your gift for communication is devoid of pleonasm and the flummadiddle, balderdash, bilge, blatherskite, bushwa, malarkey, pishposh, poppycock and twaddle of charlatans. Instead, your locutions whelm with sapience, perspicacity, gumption and veridicality. Your cerebrum and cerebellum are astute, acute, keen, adroit and ingenious.
As a friend you are never contumacious or lubricious. Rather, you are dependably dinki-dy, equable, allegiant and resolute. Because of your ability to detect drollery in any predicament, in your presence lugubrious or doleful sentiments are fugacious and ephemeral. Your prowess in the social arena makes you a fitting compeer for aristo or commonage. You harbor a cuore d'oro. You are eleemosynary, complaisant and clement. You are a paragon of a friend.
With love and loyalty without quantum or apportionment,
Pargie
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